United Immigrants Party of Australia One Party Under God. Australia is the best country in the world. That is why we must do all in our power to protect, secure and build Australia's future. -Paul Patty "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." -Paul Patty "He is a political imbecile bereft of even elementary morality as a human being...Patty is a tyrant that puts Hitler in the shade." Nth Korean spokesman on Dr. Paul Patty Just in: Hopoate fingers movie fame

News

29/10/04 Secession!

Dr. Prof. Patty, in a last ditch attempt at winning the 2004 election, has seceeded, declaring his bedroom the tiny nation of Locktenstein. Others have rallied to this cause, so head on over to http://www.locktenstein.freehosting.net/ and pledge your land and property in the name of our new king and country.

Also, Chalkston are establishing a site for their newspaper, the Chalkston Gazette. It can be found at http://www.chalkstongazette.freehosting.net/.

17/10/04 Apology
The U.I.A. web developers would like to apologise for the lack of updates over the past month. Unfortunately, our mainframe went down when the gerbils powering it overdosed on sugar cubes. We'll be trying to catch up over the next few weeks, and may Ol'Smoky, Nagata and little Lenin rest in peace.

6/9/04
U.I.A. Condemns Beslan Attack
-Call for massacre in Chechnya

The United Immigrants Party of Australia has condemned the Chechen attack on Russian school children in Beslan, while calling for a counter attack upon a Chechen school.

"I've always been one to fight fire with fire" Dr. Paul Patty is quoted as saying. But the call to arms has caused outrage among community groups, campaigning that voilence solves nothing.

Patty was quick with a reply "You can tell those pinko bastards that it's pure logic; kill one side of the argument, and the argument is over."

4/9/04
Patty Unfaltered By Lack Of Candidates

U.I.A. Leader Paul Patty has told reporters yesterday that he is sure the United Immigrants will succeed in parliament, despite the lack of candidates.

"Whether we get in or not, we're going to shake these bastards up," he said "just as easily as the Greeks gave them democracy, we can take it away."

Influential political analyst and quadruple professor, Matthew Chalk, has said that while it was unlikely Patty would become prime minister, the U.I.A. may gain some strong holds in migrant electorates. "I think Woomera will be the big one, the entire campaign rests on that area, but you never know how those wogs in Melbourne will go."

2/9/04
Patty Awarded Noble Prize

U.I.A. Leader Paul Patty has been awarded the prestigious Noble Prize for peace, literature, physics and medicine at an awards ceremony last night in New York.

"I'm absolutely rapt in this,"he said "I never would've thought my bribes would've gone down so well."

But the commendations have caused much outcry of foul play from commentators, given that Patty has never performed any form of physics in his life.

32/8/04
Patty Gets News Date Wrong

31/8/04
Patty Condemns Katter Attack

U.I.A. Leader Paul Patty has condemned an attack on independant federal MP Bob Katter by his step mother. Patty is quoted as saying "tell that old bag to roll over and die". Katter and his band of independents have thanked Patty for his comments, and embarked upon a campaign together with the U.I.A. to recover Katter's lost credibility. "We're doing what we can with the U.I.A. to repair these ties, but the damage may already be done" Katter said earlier today.

U.I.A Launches 2004 Election Policies

The United Immigrants have released their campaign agendas for the 2004 election, head over to the link and have a look.

30/8/04
The United Immigrants campaign has begun. Expect stalls and posters to go up across the country as we prepare for Election 2004.

29/8/04
1:05 PM
John Howard has announced an October 9 election, the United Immigrants campaign will be launched tomorrow.

8/10/04
The site has gone up and will be under construction.

Who are we?

The United Immigrants Party of Australia is a political party dedicated to your needs as an immigrant. Australia is a nation built upon immigration, and now the United Immigrants Party of Australia is willing to recognise this, and make a stand in parliament, to make sure the voice of ethnic Australia is finally heard.

This site is currently under construction, and may be buggy. Please, bear with us. No. of people that have visted this site- 6217 unitedimmigrants@hotmail.com